Phasmaphobic rants and raves about matters of digital nerdliness.
Bikini Samurai Sucktastic
Posted 13 August 2009 at 11:03 AM by Phasmaphobic
Tags onechanbara, xbox 360, zombies
And just to make sure that you folks don't think I'm gushing about every. single. game. that I play (something Veira can definitely declare that I do not do), here's something negative: Onechanbara Bikini Samurai Squad is a terrible, terrible game. I love zombies. I love swords. I love hot chicks in skimpy clothes. One would rationalize, then, that I would of course have to love playing the role of a scantily-clad chick who runs through the world and murders zombies, right?
Despite my unusual choices of club attire on the weekend, no, this was not the case. This game sucks, from the shitty graphics to the sketchy frame rate to the unresponsive controls to the stupid combos to the idiotic level design to every single thing about the entire game.
Final verdict: Avoid this game.
And now, back to your regular flow of happy blogging...
Despite my unusual choices of club attire on the weekend, no, this was not the case. This game sucks, from the shitty graphics to the sketchy frame rate to the unresponsive controls to the stupid combos to the idiotic level design to every single thing about the entire game.
Final verdict: Avoid this game.
And now, back to your regular flow of happy blogging...
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