Original Chris just loaned me two vidja games for my Xbox 360. I'll review them.

Prototype: YEEEAAARRGGHHHAAARRGGHHHAGARARARARARARAGGHGHGHHGHG H&(%$##$&#&%$#%&#&%#$^&%$@#&%#$ AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. This game is fucking awesome. I don't need to say anymore.

At first i was KA-ZOWIE! and then I was all JIGGA-BAM! and now I'm all BEEDY-BEEDY-BUGGABOMB-BOOM!

I fucking love this game. It's like someone...