Last night I finished a full play-through of Wanted: Weapons of Fate on the Xbox 360. It's a third-person shooter based off the action movie Wanted, which was in turn very loosely based off the comic series of the same name.

This game got a lot of bad press when it came out, but I enjoyed it. In fact, it is from my own enjoyment that I believe I can actually understand why a lot of reviewers didn't appreciate it. W:WoF was billed and advertised as a third-person shooter, but in actuality...

And just to make sure that you folks don't think I'm gushing about every. single. game. that I play (something Veira can definitely declare that I do not do), here's something negative: Onechanbara Bikini Samurai Squad is a terrible, terrible game. I love zombies. I love swords. I love hot chicks in skimpy clothes. One would rationalize, then, that I would of course have to love playing the role of a scantily-clad chick who runs through the world and murders zombies, right?

Despite...

It haunts my dreams. It calls to me like a distant siren while I'm at work, beckoning me to pick up my patchwork hunting rifle and stalk its ruins once more. I can hear the Raiders regrouping from my last assault on their holdings, strengthening their numbers for the next assault by the vicious trio that is Charon the ghoul, Dogmeat the mutt, and Tits McStabby-Stabby the slayer of men. I can feel the trembles of whimpering, as the Super Mutants cower in their filth-strewn warrens, praying that this...